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Kane Fixation

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In tribute to Citizen Kane, we are proud to announce rosebuds, our new odds and ends column. This is where you?ll find all the stories that don?t fit nicely into our format. Why is this necessary? Simply, unlike virtually every paper in the USA, Born Again Atheist knows that covering the Kobe rape non-trial in the Sports section was dumb. We are...
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Cheneyspeak. You Listen.

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Amusing, enlightening, and rather unfortunate comments from the other day:

I decided I'd better hurry back. And it was worth it because by vote did turn out be necessary. And the great thing about it is, every time I vote, our side wins. -- Dick Cheney


I'm sure students with loans will be interested to know Republicans are not on...
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A really cool way to save on funeral expenses

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I'll let the Reverend explain the policy in his own words:

My friends, don't fool with the church because the church has buried a million critics. And those the church has not buried, the church has made funeral arrangement for. --Reverend Herbert H. Lusk II


I suggest you get in while you still can! Remember, you can pre-pay now.
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Bush has his presidency set on "shuffle"

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... so he doesn't know what's coming. But almost everyone else could see this a mile away:

Basis for Spying in U.S. Is Doubted. Its unfortunate when so many arguments are shot down so easily. It undermines faith in the government.

I wonder if Dubya's advance button can get him out of this.
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Pat Robertson saddles up his hobby-horse

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He's now attacking comatose stroke victims.

Many people want to create a separate Palestinian state. Where's their retribution? And Israelis have this notion of "private property". Don't homeowners and landlords get a courtesy smiting?

There are some holes in Robertson's theology. But that's to be expected when...
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Best Award Show Ever!

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Yes, I realize this may be a bit premature seeing that it doesn't air for over a month, but Jon Stewart is hosting. Fake nothing. This is the real deal.

The previous 77 years of Oscar history were just a warm up for this.
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Typical American Inefficiency

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I would have scarcely thought it possible, but Julie Myers has fewer qualifications for her job than even Kathleen Parker. Michelle Malkin has the details.

And people complained when Monica Lewinsky went to Revlon. Sheesh.

Light blogging for the rest of the day. I'm gonna change my name to "Rumsfeld", do some serious...
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Papa, don't preach

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Doesn't this violate the hypocrite's oath or something?

Lonnie Latham's church has a statement.

We at BAA are deeply conflicted. When people like Latham slap you on one cheek and kiss you on the other it does tend to send mixed messages.

We are sorry for the guy, and based on initial reporting, we feel he's getting a...
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Typical German Inefficiency

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The Telegraph is reporting that the German state of Baden-W?rttemberg will begin testing potential (Muslim) citizens on their ability to assimilate into a modern, pluralistic society.

Questions include "Do you beat your wife?" and "Would you kill your gay son?" (rough translation)

I support this practice. After all, here...
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Notice: Massive Site Redesign Completed

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You now have access to another category on the right side of your screen. Bringing this feature "on line" took more time than previously planned, but after extensive testing, we have determined that this exciting and dynamic new feature is now up and running.

Clicking on the gerbils category won't take you to any content just...
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Notice: Massive Site Redesign

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Many startup businesses/wildcat operations experience initial difficulties. To combat this, and to demonstrate our commitment to excellence, Born Again Atheist is currently undergoing a Massive Site Redesign. The first new feature should come "on line" momentarily.

Additionally, some readers may have noticed an incongruity between the...
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I'm so angry I could slap someone...

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I hate when this happens. My reporting on Kathleen Parker caused me to miss New Years.

I won't forget this.
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Kathleen Parker is gunning for me

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It seems Madam Parker, Media Elitist doesn't like us humble correspondents. As if we are just a bunch of lowlifes with nothing better to do on New Years Eve.

She writes:

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The War on Kwanzaa

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Coulter joins the war on Kwanzaa.

money quote:

It takes a village to raise a police snitch....

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