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Jason Vines

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 10:18 PM

In service of public safety, I must issue a warning:

Santa is evil.

Yes. Watch out for this gruesome fiend. Here is an eyewitness photo of him from last Christmas:

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To help you remember the danger posed by this horrendous beast, sing to yourself these lyrics to the tune, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town":

Santa is evil said:

He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Ohh!
You better not breathe, you better not move.
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude!
Santa Claus is gunning you down!!!

Watch out for Santa! :lol:

Spread the word.

(With respects to Futurama...)

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -V for Vendetta

"Don't tell me what I can't do!" -John Locke, Lost

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 09:09 AM

With Christmas fast approaching, I thought I should reissue this warning.

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 05:10 PM

One can never be too careful.

One of my favorite episodes. That and the ep where Leela finds her parents.

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 05:23 PM

Definitely one of my favorites. Reminds me of my morbid re-write of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" that me and my girlfriend came up with while listening to Christmas music.